werepuppy

"Cousin John will be setting my beloved the traditional challenges that any paramour of the family must face."
"I never thought he followed those traditions."
"He knows the proper way of things... Unlike our dear Cousin would claimed you were dallying with my heart's swain."
"Honestly, as if I would be interested in such a brute. He's perfect for you, you both see things so ... simply."
"Oh, Monday, how you understand."
"Indeed."