werepuppy

"Bloody hell."
"You've finished checking in, then?"
"You told me it was bad. Didn't think you meant like that."
"Our cousins have always been... themselves."
"Like you haven't?"
"What did you tell Ophelia."
"That I'd need to meet the bloke, go through the traditional duels with him. She was happy."
"Of course."
"So how much of him have you left in one piece for me to do that?"
"Oh Cousin, you know me too well."