Don't worry what people think, they don't do it very often.
Do I look like I give a shit? Don't act stupid, we have politicians for that. If you're gonna burn our flag, wrap yourself in it first. Why is a job better than a wife? After ten years, a job still sucks. Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Be nice to nerds, chances are you'll end up working for one. Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home. I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead. I'm only driving like this to piss you off. Your body is a temple, mine's an amusement park I am not an alcoholic, I'm drunk, Alcoholics go to meetings. Caution! I can go from 0 to bitch n 2.5 seconds. Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you! Gun control means using both hands. |
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