Creeksong

Not sure if a black shiney avocados qualify as either ugly or as an egg at all, although your decorated one in the eggstand looks interesting... and the guacamole is of course yummy!
But for making an easter brunch fish story you might need a Sea Hare's eggs to substitute the salt on the chicken egg.

Of course we usually got an April Fools Day with press telling harmless but silly fake news and children and some adults with a funny bone playing likewise harmless but silly pranks on family and neighbors.
But Easter here is a religious very solemn day for conservative politicians trying to demonstate their christian leading culture and for active protestants with a humanitarian bend that go a-marching for peace, love and stuff alike, so if it falls together, there is almost no room for April Fools day I guess. This year it was not noticable at all. I noticed no reports on dinos, aliens, genetic mutants, stupid new laws and the usual suspicious jests and actually forgot all about it until it was over. :o(